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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(Source: pocula)

fitwithoutfat:

Vanilla oatmeal topped with strawberries, dark chocolate, raspberries, homemade granola, and blackberry honey.

fitwithoutfat:

Vanilla oatmeal topped with strawberries, dark chocolate, raspberries, homemade granola, and blackberry honey.

obsessivedancingdisorder:

Svetlana Zakharova with her daughter, Anya

obsessivedancingdisorder:

Svetlana Zakharova with her daughter, Anya

116k:

mom dont worry that dope ass blunt you saw me roll on the kitchen counter is just a metaphor

Who the hell said you no longer had it in you?
—Charles Bukowski  (via seulray)

(Source: henrycharlesbukowski)

lanadelreying:

Fans in Phoenix told Lana how well West Coast was doing in the US and she burst into tears

lanadelreying:

Fans in Phoenix told Lana how well West Coast was doing in the US and she burst into tears

theonion:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

this was me last night

warmestcolour:

MY FAV MAN

(Source: oldelpaso678)

lololol slept through my first class don’t pull an all nighter unless you’re willing to accept the challenge

this is how u pull all nighter obviously

this is how u pull all nighter obviously

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

how to pull an all nighter (12am - 2am)

  • purchase flaming hot cheetos in vending machine
  • light things on fire
  • online shopping (30 mins)
  • frequent bathroom breaks (again)
  • "read" some articles
  • bullshit for a page 
  • write “pu$$y pu$$y marijuana” on chalkboards